Self delusion is my optimism

Thursday, January 25, 2007

"Boy ah!...Mindef sent you a letter!"
Opening up the envelop,there it was some crap ass form reminding me to register at mindef's website.And that set me thinking bout where i would be one year from now..

...probably not bald yet if i should pass my napfa with a gold or silver and most likely enjoying the rest of the days of freedom i have.And i can't help but somehow look forward to it,after all the stories and people relating their experiences to me.Well maybe look forward isn't exactly the right word,just curious bout what it'd be like i guess.

And from what i see,all the guys that go in,become a man.Ok maybe not all,but it does change a person,mentally and physically.My dad would most definitely be rubbing his hands in glee,the day when my head is bald,and carrying a bagpack that looks like some ketupat,joining the queue of the bunch of horny morons that are due for tekong.Can't blame him though,NS in his opinion is gonna make me into a matured fella or something,well looking on the bright side making him happy is considered an act of fillial piety so i guess it ain't that bad.

And how does NS change a person physically?Well most of you are bout to say it makes tummies turn into washboard abs,and fats into toned muscles,last but not least,the fairest of all skins will turn to charcoal.And i'm bout to add on that NS has another effect proven by my cousin and one of my friends.The last time i saw him before he enlisted,he had a tummy and he was fat.The last time i saw him a couple of weeks back,he had a bigger tummy,and he got fatter.In case you're wondering why,he owes it to his training regime that includes sleeping,eating,opening a store,eating,more eating,watching tv,and some more sleeping.Being classified under PesC is just great,you get paid for sitting ur ass around and getting fat,how good can life get huh..

Well a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,be it getting fat in the name of serving the nation,or trained like dogs.

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